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Controlled chaos. I like random things and usual things. Penguins, squirrels, baby animals, love notes and random acts of kindness make me happy. Abrupt changes, uncontrollable events, and the dark make me anxious. Some days I like people, some days I don't. I bounce around like that, and it's led to some interesting results. If you'd like to see my attempts at creativity, check out QuackQuackBang on tumblr...We'll see. Always ♥

December

Wisdom on Tattoos, Humor, and Majors

me: I need a new way of differentiating "favorites" now that your twin is home [she was abroad]

little: as for differentiating, you're on your won for coming up with that one

me: Shit. i'm as awful at metaphors as Newt Gingrich is a filing election paperwork

me: Because that was a simile.

little: I'm glad you're not an English major

me: and thank The Flying Spaghetti Monster I'm also not a religion major.

little: well, you can thank King Charles II of Spain that I'm not a History major

me: this is me being funny

me: good god, my poor husband will have to spend the rest of his life with stupid jokes form me. I should come with a warning label about that too

little: If you silk screen a shirt with a warning you should be set

me: but then I'll have to create a concise list of warnings

little: Meh, better as a tattoo?

me: that's a hard one to reconcile with at 50

little: get it with UV ink, only visible at frat parties and Chuck E. Cheese

me: so classy

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