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Controlled chaos. I like random things and usual things. Penguins, squirrels, baby animals, love notes and random acts of kindness make me happy. Abrupt changes, uncontrollable events, and the dark make me anxious. Some days I like people, some days I don't. I bounce around like that, and it's led to some interesting results. If you'd like to see my attempts at creativity, check out QuackQuackBang on tumblr...We'll see. Always ♥

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  • January
    04
    I love the term ‘we’re expecting’ when talking about pregnancy

    beccasfitlife:

    thatsexyhealthygirl:

    jesusiswhatthisworldneeds:

    Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome

    Yeah, we’re expecting a baby

    But it could be a velociraptor

    LOL THIS XD

    Lolololol

    WHAT IS THIS FROM. IT’S GOING TO KILL ME.

    at this point in my life, i think i’d prefer the velociraptor

    (Source: between-rage-and-serenity, via figsandmangos)


    This post has 83,884 notes, comments and tag: # velociraptors # babies .

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      EXCUSE YOU WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS
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      how the fuck did you know i’m expecting a velociraptor!??!?!?
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      that would be awesome
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      … that sounds like Jess so much omg
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      Hahaha! I’d rather have a pterodactyl the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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