Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
But it could be a velociraptor
LOL THIS XD
Lolololol
WHAT IS THIS FROM. IT’S GOING TO KILL ME.
at this point in my life, i think i’d prefer the velociraptor
(Source: between-rage-and-serenity, via figsandmangos)
EXCUSE YOU WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS
how the fuck did you know i’m expecting a velociraptor!??!?!?
that would be awesome
… that sounds like Jess so much omg
Hahaha! I’d rather have a pterodactyl the-absolute-funniest-posts: