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Controlled chaos. I like random things and usual things. Penguins, squirrels, baby animals, love notes and random acts of kindness make me happy. Abrupt changes, uncontrollable events, and the dark make me anxious. Some days I like people, some days I don't. I bounce around like that, and it's led to some interesting results ♥

I'm also working on improving myself to become more fit and a happier, healthier person. I'm tracking all that here

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  • March
    01
    The difference between a bad idea when drunk, and an unsafe idea when drunk

    KNOW WHEN TO INTERVENE:

    Bad idea when drunk:

    making bacon

    Unsafe idea when drunk:

    Making bacon shirtless.


    This post has 11 notes, comments and tag: # shit my friends say # Drunk Musings # i wish i had a picture to go along with this .



    February
    28
    I am too scientific sometimes

    I took a 3 hour biology exam that was written to take an hour.

    Why?

    Because I write really slowly.

    For the past 3 days, all i’ve been doing is studying and living and breathing developmental biology and biological processes and trying to answer “how does this happen” questions because that’s how my exam was structured, and I like that it wasn’t memorize and regurgitate.

    I just didn’t realize that it would carry over into my social life.

    I’ve been toying with the idea of getting my hair cut short, like ear length. I told my roommate this over dinner, and she asked how i was going to cut my hair.

    I was confused, and answered “with scissors”

    what she really meant was what length/style.

    I though she meant the process. It didn’t even occur to me that she meant the style.

    fail.


    This post has 2 notes, comments and tag: # shit my friends say # logic escapes me # haircut .



    December
    28
    Wisdom on Tattoos, Humor, and Majors

  • me: I need a new way of differentiating "favorites" now that your twin is home [she was abroad]
  • little: as for differentiating, you're on your won for coming up with that one
  • me: Shit. i'm as awful at metaphors as Newt Gingrich is a filing election paperwork
  • me: Because that was a simile.
  • little: I'm glad you're not an English major
  • me: and thank The Flying Spaghetti Monster I'm also not a religion major.
  • little: well, you can thank King Charles II of Spain that I'm not a History major
  • me: this is me being funny
  • me: good god, my poor husband will have to spend the rest of his life with stupid jokes form me. I should come with a warning label about that too
  • little: If you silk screen a shirt with a warning you should be set
  • me: but then I'll have to create a concise list of warnings
  • little: Meh, better as a tattoo?
  • me: that's a hard one to reconcile with at 50
  • little: get it with UV ink, only visible at frat parties and Chuck E. Cheese
  • me: so classy

  • This post has 1 note, comments and tag: # big/little # this is why we're friends # conversations # shit my friends say # tattoos # majors # religion # english # newt gingrich .



    December
    15
    my brother on politics

    while i couldn’t get him to support Obama (it’ll happen when hell freezes over, and this is why we don’t talk politics in my house), i at least got him to realize that he should not vote on party lines (he is a republican, but has jsut realized that he is not a conservative) because the current republican candidates suck (dear santa, i want new, sane, tolerant candidates).

    he is now voting for Count Chocula from the Vampire party.

    i consider it a victory.


    This post has Notes, comments and tag: # shit my friends say # brother .



    December
    07
    if only i were Dumbledore

  • Dev: make finals go away
  • Me: I can't
  • Dev: why not?
  • Me: I'm not Dumbledore
  • Dev: god you suck.
  • i'm not really sure why dumbledore was my reasoning; i mean he is a badass and all but wasn't he in charge of giving finals?
  • i think i need to read harry potter again

  • This post has 1 note, comments and tag: # best procrastination idea ever # shit my friends say # conversations # dumbledore .



    December
    01
    Cereal wisdom

  • Me: you're pretty energetic today aren't you?
  • J: i ate my lucky charms this morning.

  • This post has Notes, comments and tag: # shit my friends say .