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Controlled chaos. I like random things and usual things. Penguins, squirrels, baby animals, love notes and random acts of kindness make me happy. Abrupt changes, uncontrollable events, and the dark make me anxious. Some days I like people, some days I don't. I bounce around like that, and it's led to some interesting results ♥

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  • December
    28
    Wisdom on Tattoos, Humor, and Majors

  • me: I need a new way of differentiating "favorites" now that your twin is home [she was abroad]
  • little: as for differentiating, you're on your won for coming up with that one
  • me: Shit. i'm as awful at metaphors as Newt Gingrich is a filing election paperwork
  • me: Because that was a simile.
  • little: I'm glad you're not an English major
  • me: and thank The Flying Spaghetti Monster I'm also not a religion major.
  • little: well, you can thank King Charles II of Spain that I'm not a History major
  • me: this is me being funny
  • me: good god, my poor husband will have to spend the rest of his life with stupid jokes form me. I should come with a warning label about that too
  • little: If you silk screen a shirt with a warning you should be set
  • me: but then I'll have to create a concise list of warnings
  • little: Meh, better as a tattoo?
  • me: that's a hard one to reconcile with at 50
  • little: get it with UV ink, only visible at frat parties and Chuck E. Cheese
  • me: so classy

    • This post has 1 note, comments and tag: # big/little # this is why we're friends # conversations # shit my friends say # tattoos # majors # religion # english # newt gingrich .



    November
    20
    things are getting desperate.

  • me: i just want to go to Alabama, raise a goat, find my husband, and get on with life already
  • mosh: haha me too...minus the goat and Alabama part
  • me: but that's the best part!
  • mosh: ehh, I'll trade Alabama for new york and the goat for a mercedes
  • me: done.

    • This post has Notes, comments and tag: # but really # can i ride a goat into town? # this is why we're friends .